You really think that would work on me of all people? A softie like Hinata maybe, but the fake crying trick stopped working on me years ago. You can thank my little sister for that one, mostly.
But you have to at least threaten to rough me up a little. Or kill me...you know, something painful and unenjoyable like that.
[There's maybe a minute's pause before a second text comes in:]
If you can do that without sending me into a laughing fit for the next minute or two because I tried picturing it.
[Impossible, the corners of his mouth are already twitching. Shit, he forgot how terrible she is at real threats too. WRATH OF NANAMI. SO SCARY.]
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But you have to at least threaten to rough me up a little. Or kill me...you know, something painful and unenjoyable like that.
[There's maybe a minute's pause before a second text comes in:]
If you can do that without sending me into a laughing fit for the next minute or two because I tried picturing it.
[Impossible, the corners of his mouth are already twitching. Shit, he forgot how terrible she is at real threats too. WRATH OF NANAMI. SO SCARY.]